Monday, November 8, 2010

My Precious Balls!

So I was drilling half-guard passes with one of the teenagers today and I accidentally caught him with my knee...

Teen: Ah! My precious balls!!
Me: I'm so sorry...it'll toughen em up though.
Teen: ...how the hell would you know???

Gender perception's a funny thing...Just 2 minutes later we had this conversation

Teen: Don't you want to sit out the next round? I'm tired and don't want to be on the wall by myself.
Me: Naw dude...I wanna go again. But look, Stacie's sitting out.
Teen: Yeah, but she's a girl.
Me: What in the world am I??

Apparently I'm a guy with no balls. Hmm...that actually might say a lot about a lot.



I had a PHENOMENAL roll with one of my favorite blues tonight. I say phenomenal because we both got something out of it. (The thing I most hate seeing in my partner's face is boredom.) But yeah...he's one of my favorite partners for multiple reasons. He's fun. We're the same height. He's controlled. He's mad cool and crazy supportive. He knows how to gradually amp up the difficulty. He's always trying new things. He never takes it too easy on me. 

Well, he was setting up an armbar and I was able to escape as he was applying it. I didn't think much of it except that it felt clean, but he blurted out an enthusiastic and somewhat surprised, "That was good!". I could see in his face that he meant it...not just in an encouraging way, but that it was actually a good escape. (I have to start trusting my instincts more. Once I learn something and drill it a bunch, I've found that I can make some nice tweaks just feeling my way through positions. I'm starting to feel more jiu jitsu every day.) A minute later, he got a wrist-lock against the mat from the mount he said he'd just improvised. He said he was going to try it again later on. One time for mutual growth!

Working through this aggression/assertiveness stuff is showing me so much. There are so many techniques I've been having issues with where the problem was that I simply wasn't pushing hard enough. Tonight, I saw another reason it's important. I know my instructor is trying to get the younger guys to play less and an assertive partner is a sure way to shut that down and get them to focus. The sad part though is that after a "Jake. Quit playing...Megan. Choke him." I wasn't able to properly execute a choke from the mount (I NEVER get deep enough grips), so I went for a sloppy armbar instead (I still can't fake my way into one AND properly get control arm). The sloppy armbar failed after he sat up but I turned it into an omoplata. He defended and I rolled him into another armbar which I finished. Yays.

And then there's trust. While I was rolling with the aforementioned blue, I saw his face wince in pain. I thought back to a couple weeks earlier when we were talking about starting training and his telling me about his back problems and how training had helped it. I immediately wanted to ask if he were OK. But then I remembered one week earlier when, to my repeated questioning of some uncomfortable faces he was making, he responded "if I'm in trouble, I'll tap". I continued to take in the discomfort in his face as I stacked him, slowly, carefully, to defend yet another armbar. Right then I realized that my not trusting him to tap or tell me to stop is a disrespect of his ability to gauge his own safety. Generally less necessary with a higher belt, especially if I'm being a responsible, careful partner. I know I hate it when the guys back off just because my face contorts a bit. I need to apply a bit of the golden rule here.




10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. Thanks for making me laugh. You are not a girl. You're a grown woman. We are way cooler!

Trudy said...

I am really loving your stories. It's interesting from the perspective of someone not training. The lessons about gender perception and trust are interesting.

SavageKitsune said...

If they decline to wear a cup, it's their own funeral!

The Part Time Grappler said...

"I'm starting to feel more jiu jitsu every day"

Beautifully told stories Meg.

SkinnyD said...

Hilarious post, thanks for making me laugh :)

Georgette said...

Nicely put :) And I think him saying, in effect, that you're not "a girl" was an ineptly worded compliment. You should be proud :)

Zen Mojo said...

...great post - I hope it doesn't hurt your feelings to know I spewed tea all over my keyboard laughing :-). The things that pop out unfiltered from some of the teens always gives me a new perspective on things (not necessarily good or bad per se but almost always very different). They probably feel the same way about me ;-).

Megan said...

@Anonymous: Truth:) Though the "girl" in question was also a grown woman, with a kid no-less.

@Trudy: Thanks for reading. It's good to know it's still something non-BJJ folk would be interested in.

@Kitsune: Do you know, one year in and I haven't rolled with one guy that's worn a cup yet? I don't know if it's because I train at an MMA school, but it seems to be a common practice. I've just gotten used to them being able to handle minor "incidents".

@PTG: Thanks:) I swear you leave the nicest comments in the BJJ blogosphere:)

@SkinnyD: No prob...figured I'd pay it forward since the kid had me cracking up.

@Georgette: Yeah...when I thought about it, if a 15 year old wasn't ashamed to be seen sitting out with me, then I must be doing something right. I just hope he'll grow to not mind sitting out with anyone...even the "girls".

@Zen: Feelings still in tact. Apologize to the keyboard for me:) The teens in the gym are really starting to fascinate me. The way they view things is just crazy.

combatsportsreviewblog said...

@ Savagekitsune - I'm with you on the cup. I used to worry all the time about bopping balls with my knees, heels, elbows, etc. Then I realized, It's their balls, so it's their responsibility to protect them, not me!

@ Megan - about "I'm starting to feel more jiu jitsu every day" I often think, "when am I going to start doing jiu jitsu?" It's like I train and train and train, then I watch the guys roll, and I know I don't look that amazing.

about "Teen: Yeah, but she's a girl." In my book, that was one hell of a compliment to you, especially considering the source."

Great Post!!

Megan said...

@Combat...yeah...I still don't feel like I "do jiu jitsu", even though I don't get stuck without options in positions anymore. I've been feeling pretty useless on the mats lately, but I think part of that is facing different kinds of opponents, and the other part is needing to drill more. A LOT more. I so need a partner.