I can't explain why, but I'm in love with this spider. Maybe because I like spider guard. Maybe because I like walking paradoxes. Not quite sure how to incorporate him and his friend "Sad Spider" into the page, but I just got permission from the image creator Thomas Shahan to use the images. Thanks Thomas!
*Thomas informed me that Happy Spider is, indeed an image of his that was photoshopped without his knowledge. The second is the natural appearance of Phidippus mystaceus jumping spiders.